wiking off 

A neologism. The practice of reading essentially random Wikipedia pages for entertainment or as a procrastination technique; alludes to intellectual masturbation.

I caught my boyfriend wiking off at the computer the other night.

Quit wiking off and get back to work!

wiking off by yeastbeast October 10, 2005

wacking off

the same thing as masterbating

i was wacking off for 2 hours straight last night.

wacking off by Alexanderia October 27, 2006

wacking material 

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.

That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.

wacking material by Janis August 10, 2005

winking stinker 

Refers to the anus and its appearnce.

She turned over and we did it doggie style while her winking stinker stared right at me.

winking stinker by carstaires February 13, 2009

wacking shaft 

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.

Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night

wacking shaft by Balllllsack July 9, 2010

Winking Sphinx 

The quivering effect on your butthole after eating bad quality food.

Engineer 1: "The lunch they got us today is making my butthole quiver."

Engineer 2: "Oh you mean you have a wicked case of the Winking Sphinx?"

Winking Sphinx by daHannibal September 2, 2012

finger winking

A method of winking that employs the use of ones fingers in a gun position. The creepier the look, the better.

Finger winking has become a fetish, with participants seeing how quickly they can get off during an exchange.

Rob gets some sort of perverse satisfaction by finger winking all the girls.

finger winking by Henrietta Bobcat February 6, 2020