Sitting on my lap while standing 

When someone stands that close to you for no reason at all that its ridiculously awkward...

Molly: ah ha how gay is tang...

Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!

Sitting on my lap while standing... lol

Sitting on my lap while standing by BigLeet November 2, 2008

rape on deez nuts while vape 

when a group of boys rape while vaping in a school bathroom, the rape can also be touching tips.

ugh Jeremy and his boys are back in the bathroom rape on deez nuts while vape. It's so annoying.

rape on deez nuts while vape by jimmyjohns69420vaperape October 13, 2021

69ing her while eating her ass on the potty 

It's some trend going on on websites like Myspace in 2 0 1 7. A woman and a man 69. 69ing is when the woman sucks the dick while the man eats the ass. Now this trend, aka: 69hwehaotp. This trend is like 69ing, but it's on the toilet instead. This is refereed to as: The Shitty Potty

I was Shitty Potty 69ing her while eating her ass on the potty.

69ing her while eating her ass on the potty by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017

while So-and-So looks on

Pointless reference to an "outside" or "auxiliary" person who just happens to be both visibly present and observing da action dat's shown being performed by da main subject of a photo.

Okay, okay --- I suppose dat a lot of da readers of a newspaper/magazine-article might indeed like to know da names of all of da human-eye-candy individuals who are shown in an accompanying photo, but to identify da merely-extraneous photo-bombers by saying, "while So-and-So looks on" seems a bit overly dramatic! Surely they could just write, "So-and-So (left) shows So-and-So (right) how he does such-and-such"...??

while So-and-So looks on by QuacksO December 15, 2023

Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on 

She's amazing. Also used to send the 25 questions which I have no idea about.

Person 1: Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions

Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on by ionlyseemygoals_ September 25, 2023

When the whole squad is online 

This is inner happiness

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Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. 

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. by ghoul138 May 9, 2011