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Walmart Security 

A person who greets you when you enter Walmart, who later on checks you upon leaving to make sure you haven't got 4 bottles of Robitussin as opposed to 3.
"Excuse me sir, I'm going to have to see your receipt."

Walmartians

Those who shop exclusively at Walmart. They are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. Most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.
Friday is the most popular night for the Walmartians to shop.
Walmartians by legz2walk April 29, 2008

Heart of Walmart 

1. The life force of a Walmart store. It is found in the electronics department beyond the plasma screen televisions.
2. Collective term used to describe consumers who spend their money at discount stores.
To keep a Walmart from destroying local businesses, you must first destroy the Heart of Walmart.
Heart of Walmart by Mitch Conner November 13, 2004

nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks
Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

Walmart Board

A non-name brand skateboard; usually bought at a large corporation like walmart; really cheap
Paul was so proud of himself for snapping his skateboard in two.
"Dude, thats cause it was a Walmart board..."
Walmart Board by GS261 April 3, 2009

walmart fabio 

A “man”, who prides himself on his long, greasy hair, and on telling women how they should look, think, and act. He (gravely) mistakens himself as God’s gift to women.
A Casanova?!? *laugh out loud* No, he’s just a Walmart Fabio.
walmart fabio by Billifer February 23, 2019