Flossing the Walrus 

When a girl with a large butt is wearing a thong. The girl then bends over making her thong and butt visible to all.

Person 1 - "Kait can you pick up the KFC you dropped".
Kait - "Ok, but be forewarned I am wearing low cut jeans and a thong even though I have a large ass".
Person 2 - "Looks like Kait is flossing the Walrus again. You think she'd get the hint and wear the proper cloths for her body type".

Flossing the Walrus by The Keeper of Realness October 25, 2009

steal an attack walrus 

To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..

I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.

steal an attack walrus by Haragorn August 22, 2009

endorphin walrus 

Someone who's intensely, happily sated, such as after great food or sex, to the point that they can't do anything more than flop around.

(As used by Elsa Moriarty in cracked.com's "The 6 Most Counterproductive PSAs of All Time")

"You're spent after most anything fun, from sex to exercise to an intense round of Mega Man 2. That satisfied, post-coital and -foodal period is one of the best parts of the experience -- when every desire has been sated, and you're so happy you can do nothing but flop around like an endorphin walrus."

endorphin walrus by Grinning Cat March 7, 2012

Rusty Walrus 

Stephen tries sex toy

I just used a rusty walrus on my uncle

Rusty Walrus by Good old John February 14, 2021

Magenta Walrus 

The bestest animal in the world? It likes to juggle and drink Orange juice. It has small tusks cause they are different than normal walruses.

Jerica: "Hey Priya are you drunk?"

Priya: "nope" *trips on flat surface*

Jerica: "your such a magenta walrus!!" LMAO

Magenta Walrus by ImmaMagentaWalrus August 19, 2010

Rusty Walrus 

When a guy takes a dump into a condom, ties it at the end and put's it in the freezer then takes it out to use as a dildo on a girl.

'Dude, that guy just gave that girl a Rusty Walrus'

Rusty Walrus by myface89 November 11, 2009

walruspuppy 

1) An abominable mix between a walrus and an Alaskan Malamute. Loves to feast off the flesh of humans and don headgear typical of its victim's culture.

2) A mythological being that is often called upon to deal with unpleasant situations or people. Summoning a walruspuppy may or may not make the situation better.

This lady is holding up the line. Send me a walruspuppy!

walruspuppy by Morzh April 24, 2011