The Usual 

When a person walks into a bathroom to drop a deuce, and stands up when their finished only to realize they were sitting on another person who was using the toilet the entire time.

I walked into the bathroom and gave this chick The Usual.

The Usual by LukeMX1 November 7, 2007

The Usual Gang of Idiots 

The authors of Mad Magazine such as Bill Gaines, Dick DeBartolo and Al Jaffee.

This new Mad Magazine says from The Usual Gang of Idiots.

The Usual Gang of Idiots by anonymous January 22, 2023

Bullshit as usual 

Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.

Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.

Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.

A: So what is your agenda for today?

B: You know, just business as usual...

A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*

(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)

Bullshit as usual by pesticidko April 3, 2020

As per usual 

copyright trademark kiritikill to dont steal do not use fuck you

as per usual, sex

As per usual by batard, the fucker January 17, 2021

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too. 

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too. 

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Usul has called a big one 

Indicates the need to take a particularly large crap. Originates from the movie Dune.

"Hey bra, where ya headed?"
"To the can. Usul has called a big one."

Usul has called a big one by Jimboat January 23, 2012