Theater Fag 

Similar to an attention whore, can be either sex, but especially repulsive when it is a male. These douche bags have a burning desire to always be at center stage and as soon as they feel like the attention has shifted from themselves they will immediately try to get it back, or else they will just throw a mantrum.

Dave: ...and that's the story of how I discovered my prostate.

Kyle: Uh, yeah... so, uh Jim, how about those Giants?

Jim: Dude, can you believe that they lost this weekend?

Dave: If you think that story was crazy, let me tell you -

Kyle and Jim: DUDE, QUIT BEING SUCH A FUCKING THEATER FAG!

Theater Fag by Mike_42 December 3, 2009

Theater head 

Getting a blowjob in a movie theater.

We went to the movies, and i got theater head

Theater head by Ross T. October 9, 2008

theater ass 

That painful feeling you get in your ass muscles when sitting for a very long time. Usually the result of long gaming sessions or Harry Potter films.

Cam: "I'm not gonna be able to sit down tomorrow, dude"
Matt: "Why not?"
Cam: "Transformers 3 gave me the worst theater ass. I'm gonna have to get my mom to rub Bengay on it before bed."
Matt: "Oh iite"

theater ass by RagingNipple September 8, 2011

Theater Guy 

1. A guy who is in theater.

2. A guy who partakes in musical theater(often high school) and is gay.

3. An extremely annoying and girly guy who is in musical theater.

4. A guy who is in musical theater and refuses to admit he is gay when all symptoms of homosexuality are valid.

Guy 1: "Wow!, this guy is in theater and is so girly, yet he claims he's straight?!"

Girl 1: "Well duh, he's a theater guy!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Guy 1: "This guy I know takes theater and is the biggest bitch, god he acts like a fruitcake."

Guy 2: "Hmmm, are you familiar with a theater guy?"

Guy 1: "Oh! It all makes sense now...."

Theater Guy by TheMaster. January 16, 2010

theater jock 

These are the cool kids at school. They are amazing and talented and awesome and everyone wants to be them. They do all of the musicals and often get big parts. They love the show Glee and tend to break into song a lot. They know all the words to every musical ever and will beat you in a fight and/or a diva off. Basically they are talented af and everyone wants to be them.

Woah, that girl Haley sure is cool! She's such a theater jock, I bet she knows the words to every Hairspray song.

You know, it would be annoying when Tess breaks into song if she weren't such a talented theater jock.

Man, I bet that Theatre Jock Ella knows all the lyrics to the Heathers musical.

Wow, I can't believe Tessa has been stage manager for so long... incredible! She is pure theater jock!!

That Siena, she's really good at being prop master, she's such a theater jock!!!

You know, those technology jocks think their so cool, but the really cool ones are those theater jocks.

theater jock by Totally_Not_Us May 1, 2017

Theater kids 

Those kids in high school who spent their lives doing drama classes and school plays. They travel in packs, and most attempt to be hipsters, but just come across as really weird. They sing randomly.

Jen: Yo, my bf is taking drama 1, gotta get him out! Can't have him mingling with them theater kids!

Anna: Girl, you best find yoself a new one, they probs already got to him. Damn theater kid bitches are like a frickin cult.

Jen: Yeahh, i was thinking of askin out brad. he pretty chill

Anna: NAHHHHH gurl, he signed up fo alice and wonderland dis year. He gone buns.

Jen: Fckin theater kids.

Theater kids by #funky June 14, 2012

theater ruel # 1 

when you are in any kind of theatriacal production, DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PRODUCTION OUTSIDE OF THE THEATER. The only exception is to cofirm you have a part and are in the production.

random friend: Dude I heard tour in the school play?
You: Yes.
random friend: Got any good parts?
you: yes.
random friend: Well what are they?
you: You'll have to find out at the production, theater ruel # 1.

theater ruel # 1 by zbane1 April 14, 2010