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Crapped the Tablet 

An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.

Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.
I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.

crapped the bed 

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.
"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."
crapped the bed by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006

crapped the bed 

When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.
Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.

Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.

crapped the bed 

When one has reached his usefulness qouta in the world, or simply given up personal hygene maintainence when appearing publicly.
He is wearing sweatpants and a stained Wifebeater t-shirt to the grocery store-He has "Crapped the Bed"
crapped the bed by Big B November 19, 2003

crapped the bed 

To wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.
I didn't realize you got up so early, did you crapped the bed?
crapped the bed by 2em August 13, 2007

The Old Belgian Clapper 

The Old Belgian Clapper is when you have a dirty ass, you put your ass cheeks around a girls nose and fart as hard as you can.
Man did you hear how Frank gave Mary the old belgian clapper. He farted so hard the taco bell he ate shot out on her face.