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Beats By The Pound 

The critically acclaimed multi-platinum production team that was the engine of the No Limit Records "Tank" (circa 1995-99). Members included Craig B, KLC, Mo B Dick, and Odell.
Beats By The Pound was responsible for selling 70,000,000 albums.

beats for the sheets 

Music that a couple put on before having sex.
I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.
Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

Take two beers and pop the slide 

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.
Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

The Sum of All Beers 

All-permeating state of post-inebriation terror that can strike even the most battle-hardened of bevvy merchants. Sufferers will typically curl up in an angst-ridden ball with little comprehension of their whereabouts in time or space with only a poorly defined feeling of impending catastrophe for company.

Symptoms are magnified tenfold if the sufferer has a professional commitment to attend to the following day.
Morgan Freeman: "Ben, can you help me stop a catastrophic nuclear war being triggered by a rogue terror cell?"

Ben Affleck: "Sorry Morgan, I hit the lager pretty hard last night and have been struck down by the sum of all beers. You're on your own for this one."