Surging Sanders 

cumming completely out of nowhere

I was in line at the grocery store and I was hit by a surging sanders. I had to rush home and change.

Surging Sanders by talkingshotgun April 24, 2016

surging sanders 

Coming out of nowhere.

He pulled a surging sanders last night.

surging sanders by surgesoda April 24, 2016

surging sanders 

when you come out of nowhere

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)

surging sanders by MrCalifornian April 24, 2016

surging sanders 

When you come out of nowhere.

Don't surging sanders me bro.

surging sanders by Phil Andering April 24, 2016

surging sanders 

When you cum out of nowhere.

Joe was at the grocery store and when he saw the hot cashier, he started surging sanders.

surging sanders by thadailyshow April 24, 2016

surging sanders 

When you cum out of nowhere.

He didn't even need to touch me, it was just like he was there and surging sanders.

surging sanders by fabdog April 24, 2016

Surging sanders 

Coming on you from out of nowhere.

My boyfriend suddenly gave me a surging sanders egen I was watching the daily show.

Surging sanders by bjoernisathome April 24, 2016