Stay at Home Mommy

White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.

I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.

Stay at Home Mommy by plaidfinger February 1, 2022

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Stay At Home Rapper

A self-proclaimed “artist” whose rap career begins and ends in their bedroom. Usually got a DistroKid account and think uploading a track to Spotify makes them a verified rapper. No studio sessions, no producer links, no visuals — just phone voice memo recordings and delusion. The name comes from how they never leave the house to actually build their craft. Basically SoundCloud energy with zero outside motion.

Devin: “Ayy, you remember Keon from school?”
Andre: “Yeah, why?”
Devin: “Bruh’s a whole stay at home rapper now — recording on his iPhone and got ‘booking info’ in his bio.”
Andre: “LMAO that dude was always wild.”

Stay At Home Rapper by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025

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why don't you stay at home more often

A full-spectrum insult. Said at anytime and anyone to a silly remark.

1. A: I think Facebook friends are phoney.

B: Why don't you stay at home more often?

2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?

why don't you stay at home more often by vivauganda February 22, 2011