Slime-Spitting Swine Slab

"Apparently, John has himself a Slime-Spitting Swine Slab"

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Poopsie Slime Snap

The act of sticking the male genitalia inside the mouth of a Poopsie Slime Surprise toy and breaking your dick's crown.

John: "Did you hear that Henry got hospitalized? Apparently he got Poopsie Slime Snapped."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."

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The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.

My friends always run away in fear when I try to attack them with the Siberian Slime Slap

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To be in skibbidy slime slabs you need to be from o block

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When you see Sartaj out in public you know it's time to slime him out
This holiday is celebrated on July 7th

"Bro have you seen Sartaj today? I NEED to slime him!"
"You coming? It's national slime Sartaj day, we gotta move."

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A piece of leftover delivery pizza consumed the day after a night of heavy drinking.

Hutchinson, do wake up, put on some pants, and join me for a gentleman's slice. It's nearly 4 PM, for fuck's sake.

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A sunday in the discord server "Slime Cult" where an user gets promoted to a now role

"Yo when is Kayla getting demoted? I heard it will be on Slime Cult Sunday"

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