National Shut the Fuck Up Day 

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.

Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.

National Shut the Fuck Up Day by HH1122334455 March 19, 2021

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? by ferrkk October 12, 2011

shut the fuck up you dumbass bitch 

when someone needs to shutup the fuck up because they’re being a dumbass bitch, you would say this phrase.

“Mira can you shut the fuck up you dumbass bitch?”

shut the fuck up you dumbass bitch by bye yeah it’s me October 14, 2020

shut the fuck up boomer

when a boomer says something stupid

Ex1: Boomer: whats minecraft? Gamer: shut the fuck up boomer

Ex2: Boomer: phone bad. Gamer: shut the fuck up boomer

shut the fuck up boomer by Jesus Christ is my [removed] October 15, 2019

shut the fuck up 

A valid way to tell someone to be quiet.
Abbreviated as STFU.
A term/phrase that Drew (dsl) uses quite frequently

Can be served in a cool glass, a frothy mug, or a piping hot cup, when in its liquid state. Can be served as a meal. Use creatively.

Some fuckhead: HEY GUYS I R TEH SHIT!
dsl: Hey shut the fuck up.

dsl: Have a nice piping hot cup of shut the fuck up.

dsl: *ding* I think the microwave has just finished cooking that plate of shut the fuck up you needed.

shut the fuck up by Patrick. October 29, 2004

up the fuck shut 

A very extreme form of shut the fuck up, often abbreviated as UTFS. When used there is no possible comeback and the target must accept defeat no matter the circumstances

Teddy: Matt guess what
Matt: what?
Teddy: UP THE FUCK SHUT
Matt:...fine...you win

up the fuck shut by MrMartinIsWatchingYou November 18, 2010

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT 

if someone says this its a good signal that they need to calm the fuck down

smart person: i dont like hazbin hotel
youtube commenter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT
smart person: lol what

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT by soupmaster 69 May 15, 2020