Salmoneus

A person that farts to keep himself occupied.

Jim: Hey Jordan, whatcha doing.

*Jordan lets one rips and giggles*

JIm: Jordan, your such a Salmoneus!

Salmoneus by Jippa March 23, 2008

Salmond 

Salmond stands for the person in the crowed that no one notices until they do something outlandish. They usually try to become the center of attention whether they like it or not. The word originated from Salmon which is close to the type of fish so calling someone a Salmond (SAL-mond) can mean that they like to swim or that they just rock out all the time. Personal prefderance applied.

Dude! That kid is like Salmond! He can swim ALL day!

Salmond by thatguy2088 October 24, 2009

Salmoneus

An internet meme that misleads someone to a RuneScape Fansite which was made by a guy called Salmoneus

Tusho pulled a Salmoneus

Salmoneus by Exodiara January 11, 2009

Salmoneus

To trick or mislead someone, like a rick roll. He is also the owner of a popular RuneScape fansite.

Tusho pulled a Salmoneus

Salmoneus by Exodiara January 11, 2009

Salmond 

To be salmond means to fall victim to the overwhelming stench of microwaved fish, usually in an office setting. Widely regarded as the quintessential office faux pas, reheating fish of any sort, but especially Salmon, is most definitely grounds for termination.

I salmond my boss today, so I should probably start packing my desk now.

Salmond by CreepyCarl2 July 2, 2016

salmonella on a stick 

a word to describe anything out to ordinary

salmonella on a stick wow

salmonella on a stick by coolerthanukid69 April 16, 2020

salmonella 

it is a nickname for ur crush and also iz a microorganisms . slay

i met salmonella last sunday

salmonella by slayyourmama June 25, 2022