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Russell Crowe 

An actor who was born in New Zealand in '64. He loves to act but loves one thing more: fightin' 'round the world! He fights his directors and he fights his fans; it's a problem no one understands. If there are two things he loves it's fighting and...fightin' round the world!
"Oy! you wanna fight eh!?"

"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"

"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"

"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"

"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"
Russell Crowe by FRTW November 15, 2005
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Jamarcus Russell 

A shot in golf that looks good in the air but either ends up in the woods long or in the drink short of the green.
The hack thought he had a hole-in-one but in the end it only turned out to be a Jamarcus Russell...
Jamarcus Russell by rodeotwigs August 2, 2010

the Russell 

the specific prancing gait practiced by handlers of show dogs during competitions or exhibitions.

a swift movement of the handlers feet parading a show dog,
She was skilled at the Russell as she led the pampered pooch in the dog show.
the Russell by russw/2ll February 15, 2017

Crown Russe 

Nectar of the Gods. It is highly advisable to drink via shots and/or chugged mixed drinks to attempt to avoid the generally unavoidable gag reflex as this nectar touches your tongue.
I'd like to be full retard by the pregame without having to spend more than five dollars for 15 shots. I guess it will be the fourth Crown Russe night this week then. Too bad I can't afford something that doesn't taste like shit.
Crown Russe by MO10shots December 29, 2011
"I just got rushed by them boys over there!"
rushed by *_Sophie_* July 13, 2005

russell peters 

Serty fie dollars, noooooooooooooooo i can't do serty dollar, i sell to you serty dollar today, tomorrow i clo down
I give you best price, serty foe feefty
russell peters by Nissannazi January 9, 2005