Reptile treatment

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.

As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.

Reptile treatment by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021

Reptile Skinz 

A device used to weigh out " substances. "

Go get me the Reptile Skinz, so I can move this weight.

Reptile Skinz by The BAJA HUMP3R August 29, 2021

Reptile Expo 

An Expo where virgins with tiny peepees gather around to discuss various species of reptile

Kyle went to the Reptile Expo with pride

Reptile Expo by The Reptile Extrodinare July 8, 2023

Reptile is MINE! 

This is what the crazy ass women who owns that tiktok account "iluvreptilesacidickiss" says to other Reptile simps. You can use this to describe a crazy ass motherfucka

Person 1: That dude was acting like he shouts "Reptile is mine!"
Person 2: fr fr ong

Reptile is MINE! by niggyfucka78 January 8, 2024

Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

Rectal Reptile by Phuqit October 9, 2006

a reptile dysfunction 

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

a reptile dysfunction by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)

Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.

Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.

CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) by ugra July 3, 2012