pattingham brewery 

the act of pissing in someones mouth while they hold all of it in their mouth, and facefucking them afterwards

Snes: Hey fat fuck! I just gave someone my virginity.

George: Did you try out the pattingham brewery?

pattingham brewery by jac0b_perry March 18, 2023

Patting there lap 

When someone is patting their lap is an indication to tell their partner to smoother them with their behind. ( When they’re to much of a bitch to say it with words) they will use this to communicate with their partner.

They are Patting there lap they want someone to sit on it

Patting there lap by ihopesheseethis November 20, 2023

postman patting 

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly

“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “

postman patting by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out

So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right

Dick patting by Certified concoction January 21, 2022