a few tacos short of a combo platter 

someone who is mentally not with it...looney, lacking intelligence or just plain crazy.

yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.

a few tacos short of a combo platter by Jeanette Tomascik September 1, 2006

pu pu platter 

An assortment of Chinese appetizers like egg rolls, fried wontons, tempura shrimp, skewered teriyaki steak, etc.

A pu pu platter is not what you think.

pu pu platter by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

demetri patterson 

Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.

My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.

demetri patterson by Mavrow May 6, 2018

cheese platter 

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey

girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!

cheese platter by delores haze September 5, 2006

Patterson Patdown 

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.

Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.

Patterson Patdown by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

deli platter 

A deli platter is a multi-ethnic meat selection.

See gangbang.

Guy: hey baby, how about you, me, and 2 of my friends get a deli platter?
Girl: Um, so like ... a gangbang?
Guy: Yeah but with better variety.
Girl: OK!

deli platter by Thequick April 7, 2008

scum platter 

Somebody who is passed around in the scum community. Dates a lot of scumbags.

"James is such a scum platter".

"Did you see Tucker", "He is such a scum platter".

scum platter by hamheaven January 10, 2014