Alpha Phi 

Also known as A-Phi, the most contagious, disgusting, and harmful sexually transmitted disease there is. There is no cure for the A-Phi, however most victims are confined to one house to quarantine the virus as much as possible, however they tend to sneak out and whore around on weekends. Puts herpes and the clap to shame. Usually the symptoms are: stupidity, slutiness, increased waist and ass size, bad breath, low standards, and increased subjection to other STDs.

He was banging an Alpha Phi, probably woulda had to replace the door anyways to get all those APhi germs off of there!

Alpha Phi by flooooooo0o0o July 7, 2010

phi mu alpha 

A badass group of dudes who get mad pussy for being the best musicians in the business. Founded in 1898 by our father, Ossian Everett Mills at the New England Conservatory in Boston, MA. The most badass of all chapters is Gamma Rho at Northwestern State University in Natchitoches, LA. We average about 50 members and are in Province 14, the Louisiana's Mafia and Hellraisers Assoc. We have IM football and basketball teams and eat crawfish and drink beer. That about sums us up besides the whole being the best musicians anywhere.

John Petrucci of Dream Theatre-Phi Mu Alpha

Gene Simmons of Kiss-Phi Mu Alpha

Matt Darby-Phi Mu Alpha

phi mu alpha by Matthew Darby June 11, 2006

Alpha Phi Omega (APO) 

A bunch of people part of co-ed fraternity who didn’t have friends in high school and think they’re cool now.

Leadership, Friendship and Service. Plus a bunch of other shit like families and dynasties that people hate.

The only good thing about Alpha Phi Omega (APO) is service, everything else sucks.

Alpha Phi Omega (APO) by Anonymous1234567891 January 13, 2018

Alpha Phi 

Typically the least classy sorority on campus. Their only priorities are partying, getting laid, and causing drama. NEVER JOIN ALPHA PHI. You don't want to be "that girl".

If it hurts to pee, it's from an Alpha Phi.

Alpha Phi by thatbitch1862 September 11, 2014

phi delta alpha

A fraternity that promotes gay sex between brothers.

Guy: Hey what fraternity are those guys in.
Girl: That's phi delta alpha, they all smoke the pole.

Brother 1: We're so awesome and I love my brothers.
Brother 2: Then why don't you express that love with my dick in your mouth.
Brother 1: Yea, and then after my protein shake we can study!!!

phi delta alpha by sickashell December 26, 2007

Alpha phi 

Sorority known for having the sluttiest girls. Also known for being: annoying, usually not too focused in their studies, and just for being all around shitty people.

If it hurts to pee, it's alpha phi.

Alpha phi by nauchik April 23, 2017

Phi Mu Alpha  

A once highly respected music fraternity that redefined professional standards. Now Phi Mu Alpha is a group of degenerates who go around disrespecting women. By using the word "splay" and making consistently vulgar references to vaginas, Phi Mu Alpha has again redefined itself as another classless, moral deprived fraternity.

"Hey it's splay week for Phi Mu Alpha , lets go to conference and fuck some dumb bitches!"

Phi Mu Alpha by Briansinfonian1 February 16, 2009