Mexican Food Perfume 

How your cloths smell when you come out of a Mexican Food Restaurant.

Hey man, do you have "BO" or do you have Mexican Food Perfume?

Mexican Food Perfume by Leaddog January 17, 2012

fart perfume 

When you walk into an area where someone just farted, and you feel as if you have walked into a cloud of perfume. The odour is so bad that you believe the smell will stay, similar to perfume.

John: (farts)

Jane: (walks through fart) Dammit John! Now I have your fart perfume all over me!

fart perfume by blissillusion October 27, 2009

perfume 

A gift which is commonly given to a recent girlfriend to show that the man is sensitive. However, this does tend to fail especially when one uses this method to gain chances to score with the subject or the subject's mother.

Mark: Hey, Akhim told me Kathy hasn't talked to him since he dropped off that perfume at her house.
Joe: Well Mark, now you got a reason to tell Akhim why you've been sleeping with her for the past months
Mark: cuz I'm an leet sauce!

perfume by Arthur Lewis Vandelay December 5, 2004

candy perfume girl 

A loose woman, more accurately, a prostitute. Comes from the fact that they wear cheap sweet perfume.

I'm so lonely I might call me a candy perfume girl tonight.

candy perfume girl by Raylit September 15, 2009

Perfume Penis

The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.

You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.

Perfume Penis by Steve the Alligator April 21, 2011

PERMATERN 

AN INTERN WHO NEVER LEAVES

JOE STARTED HERE AS AN INTERN IN 2006, AND HE IS STILL HERE; I GUESS HE'S A PERMATERN.

PERMATERN by DIGIMASTER October 14, 2009

perfume commercials 

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other

Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.

perfume commercials by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014