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gay peninsula theory 

The theory that gay people in the United States enjoy living on this tips of peninsulas, which is quite possibly a subconscious phallic desire. For proof, look at three different cities: San Francisco, Provincetown, and Key West. All three are known for high percentages of gay residents, thriving gay tourism, and prominent gay pride parades; and all three are located at the tips of peninsulas.

Granted, Key West is technically part of an archipelago and not a peninsula, but US Route 1 connects the entire island chain to the mainland, so for practical intents and purposes, the keys form a peninsula.
No doubt uptight ignorant people will cry "homophobia" when they read this, but there is nothing offensive about gay peninsula theory.
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Political Peninsula

When a country is surrounded by another on three sides.
The Country of Bosnia is a Political Peninsula

Portugal doesn't count, as it is surrounded by two sides Spain, and two sides water. Keep that in mind

Sighnai Peninsula 

A desert region in coastal Egypt where people heave great wheezes of discontent.
Why anyone would wanna live in the arid region of the Sighnai Peninsula is beyond me --- I would think that I, too, would be rather noisily-huffy and out of sorts if I had to make my home there.
Sighnai Peninsula by QuacksO March 28, 2019

Iberian Peninsula birds 

Portugeese and Portugulls.
Iberian Peninsula birds --- both native and migratory --- are very abundant, so I would imagine that there might indeed be quite a few "PortuGEESE" and "PortuGULLS" among the avian ranks that are randomly present throughout the year.
Iberian Peninsula birds by QuacksO November 26, 2020

Common Peninsula trash 

Someone from the peninsula who is trashy
God, Shannon can be such common peninsula trash

Reverse Peninsula 

A body of water surrounded by land on 3 sides
Between Dalian and Yantai is where the Yellow Sea feeds into a Reverse Peninsula
Reverse Peninsula by BruhBoi69 March 1, 2021

The Upper Peninsula Knockout

When you come in a woman’s mouth and punch her in the face
Dude, your mom finished me off last night and I punched her right in the face. You could say I showed her the upper peninsula knockout.