old lady lines 

vertical wrinkles right above a person's top lip; a real turn-off.

The last time I saw Sharon Turner, I noticed she had old lady lines.

old lady lines by bread infection December 28, 2005

old lady rose 

Old lady rose,the if you are looking up your grandma then congrats you should have a wonderful grandma who is generous,caring,and great with pets. a rose id a sweet smelling flower,but your old lady rose is guaranteed to be sweeter than that smell.

"old lady rose is so kind and generous she,she invited us in for cookies as we were on our way home!"

old lady rose by Mooncat808 December 22, 2016

OLD LADY MUNSON

Boy why isn't this bullshit a meme. This ratchet Oscar the grouch looking motherfucker will really blow your mind; and your sense of horniness, she should be called the bonecrusher if you get what I'm saying

Goddamn, that hoe be looking like an Old Lady Munson {Goodlord} {R.I.P.Everyting good in this world} {ratchetoldbish} {R.I.P.Kidvs.Kat}

OLD LADY MUNSON by WHAT'SGOODY February 26, 2018

Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughters 

Rosy Palm aka Madame Thumb and her 4 slutty daughters aka your whacking hand. Self-gratification. Masturbation. See wanking.

I'm not desperate, I got a date tonight with Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughters.

Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughters by ridiculously anonymous January 12, 2011

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS) 

During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.

Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS) by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010

Old lady hajj 

Trip to Graceland. All old ladies have to make the pilgrimage at least once before they die.

Nah, Grandma ain't here. She's off on her old lady hajj to Graceland.

Old lady hajj by Bretorious July 3, 2011

old lady tuppa powder 

A word used to describe an old stale smell. Particularly if someone else thinks it is a good smell.

Sharon puts on this rose water and thinks she smells great all day long, but really she just smells like old lady tuppa powder.

old lady tuppa powder by fitzlovin May 18, 2008