NOODLING 

Lurking. Leaving batshit random comments on posts. posting bizarre haikus. Amazing ninja smoke.

"I'm not stalking, I'm lurking."

"oh, #JUSTNOODLING"
"yup"

NOODLING by Noodles Swizzlestyx September 25, 2015

Noodling 

The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw.

The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw.

"I was noodling this chick last night and I swore I almost caught a catfish."

"Hey have you tried noodling? I hooked this girl's mouth and i went so deep dude!"

"Leanna loves getting noodled. At first she didn't get it, but when she figured out I was using her head for leverage, she was totally into it."

Noodling by Lee715 August 7, 2016

Noodling 

The act of moving one's tongue in-and-out of the anus with a slurping sound like sucking up wet noodles.

While I was at the restaurant slurping up my noodles, the sound reminded the waitress of noodling.

Noodling by Foreskin Mc Adams June 15, 2020

noodling 

An entertaining past-time and way to get rid of the food left over from your picnic dates, in which case you throw it on your neighbors car. or dump it in your other neighbors mailbox.

we didn't finish our food on our date, so we went and noodle'd.
noodle'd- past tense for noodling.

noodling by dsfiogh September 30, 2008

Noodling 

A slang reference for the word canoodling, refering to any type of sexual activity. Often used by my boyfriends little sister when trying to say canoodling.

"Hey you two, stop noodling!"

Noodling by mklovescheer August 4, 2007

Noodling 

The act of sucking an Asian man's penis

Lee:Dude. Jennifer's total going to suck my dick at the party tonight.

Jack: really? I didn't think she was the noodling type.

Lee: You racist fuck.

Noodling by Cacheton June 26, 2016

Noodling 

When one sways side to side accompanied by a satisfying head bob. Mostly seen after heavy alcohol consumption.

"I swear, every time Julie drinks she's noodling"

"Oh wow! She drank so much, she's noodling!"

Noodling by Metalsrevenge91 December 17, 2016