man melons 

The big, juicy tits of a fat man.

That guy should not be running with those man melons

man melons by myphoneisagalaxys4:) May 4, 2015

Meat-Melons 

Particularly impressive breasts, of the indupitably real variety.

Emily broke Orville's nose after he got drunk at a party and mumbled "I want to marinate your meat-melons with man-juice."

Meat-Melons by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005

water melons 

tits that look like water baloons

dude did you see her water melons

water melons by rescue110 January 4, 2009

pant melons 

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

pant melons by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010

morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.

Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)

morning melons by CandyCup August 6, 2011

Watery melons 

When you're giving a boob job and he cums on your boobies!

"When I finished I gave her some watery melons."

Watery melons by Brrrgalicious November 30, 2016

pad melons 

buttcheeks, ass, booty, behind, culo

Tom's mom has some very nice pad melons!!!

pad melons by paco_jerte May 1, 2006