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meeting muse 

In a group meeting, the attendee with whom the meeting leader establishes and maintains eye contact. The speaker presents all information directly to that attendee. Causes include:

- attendee is the only person in the room offering eye contact to presenter
- performance anxiety
- a desire for a personal connection with an otherwise disinterested room.

The meeting muse at first will experience feelings of grandeur, as if he/she is the most important person in the room. This quickly subsides to a feeling of awkward imprisonment.
Travis: "GAWD I hate going to Slate's meetings."

Troy: "Dude - were you the meeting muse again?"

Travis: "Yes, dammit. I couldn't check email, do Facebook, even look down at my phone. I'm so behind now."
meeting muse by shelmac April 20, 2009
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Meeting Zyzz 

Meeting Zyzz means to “push past your limits”; Doing so you’re going to either take an ungodly amount of gym supplements, or you’re gonna work very hard. In relation to that you’d be meeting Zyzz, who was debatably the greatest fitness influencer of all time. Who sadly passed away from Heart Failure.
A: “Hey bro, you hitting the gym today?”
B: “Yea, I’m meeting Zyzz”

meeting on the mountain 

a dreaded meeting or appointment involving some sort of confrontation with a higher-up type of official person, be it a boss, counselor, or other authority-like figure. . .
I had a little "incident" at school and now I have to speak with the head counselor. . . the meeting on the mountain is this morning. .. eeek!

Meeting Da Plug 

Drug supplier/disperser usually from out of country.
"Just got the phone call, plug say they made it in. Say they gonna front me 20 if I can pay for 10."- Yo Gotti- Meeting Da Plug

meeting dick 

A Cadd who does not show up to meetings on time.
This is your final warning….. stop being a meeting dick and get there on time!
meeting dick by Cretin76 March 13, 2020

meeting time drift 

When you arrive at the meeting room on time and there's no one else there, so you depart for a few minutes to do something else while leaving the room empty for the next person to arrive and also quickly leave. This cycle causes meetings to start later and later.
It was fifteen minutes before people were actually gathered in the room together due to meeting time drift.
meeting time drift by Ananananas August 14, 2009

meeting with donald trump 

Euphemism for going to the toilet used by cockneys as it rhymes with dump.
Get the beers in, I'll be back in a jiffy. Got a meeting with Donald Trump.
meeting with donald trump by neo78 October 23, 2009