Frosted long John 

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.

I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.

Frosted long John by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's 

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).

"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

That Long John 

Your private part of your body that feels so good when you rub it for some odd reason.

Kate: Can I see That Long John if you know what I mean ;)

That Long John by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

The Sloppy Long John Silver 

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.

The Sloppy Long John Silver by Moistmaster April 4, 2017

jelly filled long john 

for a woman or man who is giving a blow job to bite the penis off their partner while said partner ejaculates(aka:cums, busts a nut <pun intended>, ruptures, hits climax).

(jelly filled long john)What Lorena Bobbitt should have done.

jelly filled long john by Breakfast Family <Court &Joey> April 4, 2009

cream filled chocolate covered long john

When a mand is ramming a girl up the ass and is about to ejaculate he pulls out and forces her to suck him off.

That bitch Sabrina was not happy when I gave her a cream filled chocolate covered long john.

cream filled chocolate covered long john by white guy named jacrispy March 29, 2015

Wisconsin Long John 

When a girl vomits on your dick then passes out.

Bruce got a Wisconsin Long John at the camp ground this weekend.

Wisconsin Long John by maui059 July 18, 2011