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Long Beach, New York

It was a hot August 1966 night in Long Beach, New York. My friend rode over to my house on his shiny black Schwinn bike. It was dark enough now and our generator headlights wizzed. Damn things slowed the bikes down but it was fun to see the orange lights get whiter the faster we rode. Racing to meet my best friend on Magnolia Blvd, the three of us would then ride up to Lindell Blvd and hang out with nothing to do. I was ready to ride down to the boardwalk in the cool Atlantic wind. We thought we saw ghosts at Glinda, the Good Witch rotting, condemned mansion at Laurelton Blvd (Billie Burke’s 1939 estate). We were grinning, 14 year-old flying monkeys. This wasn’t Kansas - Manhattan’s glowing dome lit up the sky 17 miles northwest of us like the Emerald City. There were no girls in our life to be jealous over yet, just witches. We were young, dumb and healthy in America’s Finest City.
Atlantic Ocean, Long Beach, New York, Glinda the Good Witch, Gilligan's Island, flying monkeys

long beach island 

lbi is the shit, i mean horney sluty torists girls, who want to fuck constenly. Laughing and ragging on the torrists as they walk around little scooners warf. The surf is not to good but i go every day. Also the smizz is the danks.
where you get this dank smizz.

Long Beach Island

I love that place, fuck a tourists there.

Long Beach MS 

Positive things about Long Beach MS: Everyone who is anyone wants to live here. It`s a clean, low-crime little city West of Gulfport MS, and East of Pass Christian MS. It lines the Gulf of Mexico, and is part of the gulf coast. it has a beautiful, and historical looking downtown.
Negative things about Long Beach MS: It has the highest property taxes in MS. It has a lot of elderly people that don`t have lives, because they`ve already lived them. Don`t walk down the street because someone will call LBPD on you. LBPD is like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you`re going to get, but most of them make you sick. Younger people need to take over the political positions in Long Beach MS, and invite businesses to come thrive, and help lower taxes. It needs more diversity, and less rich, and deep pocketed city officials.
Q: I love living in Long Beach MS, but what`s up with all of the houses for sale?
A: People can`t afford to live here due to the taxes & house insurance costs.
No trailer-homes aloud in Long Beach MS!
Cost of living in Long Beach MS is the same as in NY, and CA, only the residence here earn a lot less in income.
Q:What is a cost of living raise?
A:Long Beach MS doesn`t know.
Long Beach MS by housepoor June 21, 2011

Long beach lampshade 

When a person lights a candle and spreads thy anus while squatting over said flame and clenching thy cheeks to extinguish the flame
Allyssa got me to do a long beach lampshade and i burned my ass
Long beach lampshade by Peejuan February 14, 2017

Long Beach, New York

What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
Let’s go out to the Long Beach, New York bars.

Long beach, New York? Every kid is a degenerate

Long Beach, MS

To put it simply, it's a toilet. All anyone here does is talk big but have nothing to show for it. The idiots running this place somehow have enough tax money to build all these unnecessary things, but never enough to improve our out-of-date schools. People here think they can solve everything by fighting and making idle threats. The majority of the population is trash. You're not gonna find southern hospitality down here. Also, Long Beach is technically a city, but it is and always will be a small town. Everyone's in everyone else's business and there's never a moment without gossip. Plus, pretty much anyone you make friends with is gonna fuck you over and betray you.
Long Beach, MS: Home of the sluts and wiggers.
Long Beach, MS by josybird. February 10, 2012