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Little Man Syndrome 

When a man of short stature feels insecure and as a result feels the need to belittle and offend others to make himself feel proud.
When a small man (with little man syndrome) greets you with: "Oh still feeling ill? By the looks of you, its pretty obvious!" (or something similar)
Little Man Syndrome by S. Ashburne February 23, 2010

Little man syndrome 

Condition whereby undersized men compensate for their smallness by physically asserting their presence.
That Puerto Rican just freaked on me when I stepped on his puma—he’s got a bad case of little man syndrome.
Little man syndrome by P. Chop October 15, 2003

little man in his pink boat 

Slang term for vagina. Specifically the clitoris.
I went to town on that little man in his pink boat.

Little man syndrome 

When a small man feels the need to out do a normal size man in order to feel bigger then he is.
Boy Chris really has little man syndrome today. He feels he needs to drink more then everyone else.

little man in the boat 

a woman's clitoris, otherwise known as the moan button
Remember, when performing oral sex on your girlfriend, make sure to isolate the little man in the boat.

little man in the boat 

A clitoris. It looks like a little man in a boat. AKA little boy in the boat