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klondyke 

That klondyke is looking for a sugar momma.
klondyke by OverrunToaster October 5, 2020

what would you do for a klondike bar? 

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.
Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)

College frat party joking version

Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

klonkers 

Another name for ladder golf balls.
I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.
klonkers by RickyRips May 17, 2017

Klondike 

(v) - A sexual act consisting of a white woman being voluntarily pommeled in between two strong black males. Usually the white woman is unable to walk/stand for a long amount of time.
Me: Hey you hear Lacy is in a coma?
Friend: Yeah, I heard she was thrown around by some fellas the other night.
Me: Yeah, she was hot for being so trashy.
Friend: Yeah she went from hot to being fucked cold.
Me: That's why they call it a klondike.

Girl 1: Why are we in Aurora?
Girl 2: I want to get a klondike.
Girl 1: We should have gotten a dd.
Klondike by Migrodamus August 29, 2009

Klondike Spike 

To snort an alcoholic beverage up your nose.
The klondike spike got me drunk faster than drinking that shit!

Kentucky Fried Klondike Bar 

The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.