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keystone light 

the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit
if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.
keystone light by absdude August 4, 2008

keystone friend 

The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.
I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.
keystone friend by Paul Furfari March 12, 2007

Keystone Lighting 

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.
Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.
Keystone Lighting by Webster42 February 20, 2009

keyshondra 

Will grow up to be the baddest female alive. Has the best glow up by the age 16. Usually eats lots of food but never grows. Grows up to be thicker than a Snickers. Every man wants her but only one gets her.
Bruh Keyshondra so damn fine !

I wonder if Keyshondra like me ?
keyshondra by heythere123987 August 19, 2018

The Keystone Effect 

The Keystone Effect: a crowd-pleasing, hard-rocking, party-starting, energetic rock band based at the University of Connecticut
I got laid at "The Keystone Effect" concert last night.

keystone 

A very inexpensive beer purchased and consumed by trailer trash and frat boys everywhere. Probably manufactured in prison toilets.
Matt: "Hey Ryan, I have a couple of bucks. Enough for some Keystone! Let's go get wasted and make out with each other!"
keystone by Ice Cold January 22, 2005