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skinny kenny 

A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-can’t walk
-hungry
and also has “justice” for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.
Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.
skinny kenny by mike charter January 24, 2022

Salty Kenny 

When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.
Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.
Salty Kenny by TheFilthiest July 7, 2023