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Jacob Sartorius 

"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."

Jacob Sartorius 

Rolf Jacob Sartorius

A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.

Jacob Sartorius 

A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.
Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.
Jacob Sartorius by Julicakes1 July 31, 2016

jacob sartorius 

a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.
wow, he's such a jacob sartorius. no talent at all.
jacob sartorius by yeet qt August 6, 2016

jacob sartorius 

an annoying person who wears blush, is a guy, and is fugly as fuck