safety harness 

a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.

Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.

safety harness by Master P '84 January 13, 2008

chode harness 

A small basket to hold a chode(short and stubby penis). includes a basket and chains strapped around your waist all in black or white leather.

honey my chode harnass broke!
Your a chode harness!
my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.

chode harness by big baller 696969 August 14, 2009

cock harness 

A stretchy ring which encircles the cock and balls and is worn by gay men to increase the size of their erection and to maintain the cock in a horizontal position convenient for anal intercourse, usually with multiple partners.

He fucked several of them wearing his cock harness

cock harness by alexeis July 10, 2015

Meat harness 

A contraption used for harnessing various amounts of retractable objects found from a certain kind of meat. Which is found from a plant located in a small area of ones imaganation. This imagination land is named meatland.

MEAT HARNESS-There is a type of plant called a wonder tree which gives off extremely high amounts of pharamones. These pharamones can increase a males sexual appatite. Which, in turn, can be used for harnessing ones meat!

Meat harness by WONDER MEAT November 24, 2007

Loaf Harness 

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

Loaf Harness by rev. barky January 3, 2010

chartreuse harness 

The ominous feeling your goat is being fucked in a field somewhere

I suddenly feel like a chartreuse harness.

chartreuse harness by Wordpornographer May 20, 2016

Hairy Harness

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.

So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!

Hairy Harness by twatsnack July 21, 2016