Ham Sandwich

A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.

Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.

Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.

Ham Sandwich by jackson4502 June 10, 2011

ham sandwich

A somewhat short but chronically overweight person

Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?

ham sandwich by Steve Pennington October 31, 2007

Ham Sandwich

I mean this is great ham sandwiches are two pieces of ham put on the outside of one or more pieces of bread then chewed swallowed and in a day poo pooed out of his/her doo hicky.

wait one minute while i fix my self pickles on a plate then wee dance the night away tugg tugg.

Ham Sandwich by king of doo hicky'z July 18, 2003

Ham Sandwich

A mean of ham and bread that fat people enjoy eating.

"Mamma Katz died by choking on a ham sandwich"

Ham Sandwich by dogwatch September 26, 2006

ham sandwich

when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it

yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich

ham sandwich by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009

ham sandwich

To Have A baby

i"m a bout to have a ham sandwich

ham sandwich by Boss Punch October 2, 2018

Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak

Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now

Ham sandwich by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018