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Sea of Goodness 

"Sea of Goodness"-proper noun.

The body of water that you swim in after you cum, to which you're granted access for only a brief period of time.

The Sea of Goodness also serves as a cure for mild depression with it's magic healing waters.
Joe: "Are you playing "snake""
Bob: "yes" (Typing is with the left hand only, and therefore slow)
Joe: "Dude you there yet"
Bob: "DUDE I'M AT THE SEA OF GOODNESS"
Joe: "Aaaaawesome"
Bob: "Dam, they kicked me out of the Sea of Goodness but at least now I can enjoy their waiting room for a while =)"
Sea of Goodness by JuStInTiMe! October 6, 2008

Oh My Goodness, it's a potato 

An exclamation used when a potato is shown to a person who is very easily surprised and/or easily impressionable.
Oh my goodness, It's a potato! This is so intense, my bowels are contracting with this excitement.

Oh My Goodness 

Used as an interjection when something is blown out of proportion or simply surprising.
Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!

Amanda, oh my goodness!
Oh My Goodness by kmop August 13, 2009

Pink Goodness 

Pussy which is ripe for the taking.
I'm coming over tonight for some of that Pink Goodness.
Pink Goodness by Sunsilk89 December 18, 2011

oh my goodness gracious 

Being perplexed or amazed by something beautiful.

For goodness sake 

Usually used when someone’s tired of your stupid ass.
Man: So, when are you making then cookies?
Man 2: For goodness sake, get out of my fucking house.