Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.

Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.

Functionally Alternative by GridSquid September 2, 2022

Fractional CMO 

A person who is a fraction of a chief marketing officer (CMO) because their intelligence is limited to <10% of an average CMO. Note: Average CMO intelligence is ~10% of average human intelligence, therefore fractional CMOs provide ~1% ability of what you could do for yourself.

If you have <1% of time free, hire a fractional CMO.

Fractional CMO by Rubication September 23, 2022

Thornton fractional south high school 

A ghetto ass school with bunch of bad ass of kids who always fight at least once of month, vape in the bathrooms, fight after school and end up arrested, have random accounts about the school whether it's fighting videos, confessions, etc. The kids speak ganglish, often failing classes, and try to start music careers with trashy ass beats and awful vocals.

Very few kids who have a sense of self and actually have a future. Most of the kids roam the streets with their friends.

"This school sucks."
"Yeah, it's Thornton Fractional South High School."

Thornton fractional south high school by Tshana Love April 12, 2024