Creme Egging 

The art of placing a Cadbury's Creme Egg in a woman's vagina and letting it melt. Then the man continues to have sex wth the forementioned female, and when she's 'ready' she fanny farts it out either onto the man, or onto another surface. And if he or she wishes too, they can eat it. That is Creme Egging.

For any of you sick motherfuckers that like that kinda thing. Creme Egging. You dirty fucks.

Creme Egging by Stephen Old May 12, 2007

Creme Egging 

When you blind fold your boyfriend and get him slightly hard, whilst being quiet opening a creme egg and putting the two halves over each side of the penis and pushing together slowly in order to have all the creme cover the penis

Alfie was excited thinking he was getting a blowjob, once blind folded he was tricked by getting a blowjob from a creme egg it was from that day defined as creme egging

Creme Egging by MeganiumSploosh January 12, 2018

egging 

Egging is a slang term for a sexual activity involving the penetration of a womans vagina or the anus with the aid of an egg. The egg is then allowed to hatch inside the person, so they may feel the pleasure of a young animal hatching inside of them.

This act was banned in '66 on the basis that it broke several animal rights laws and often resulted in internal lacerations to the participants.

Will: You up for a bit of egging tonight Ang?
Ang: Ooh yes, i just love that hatching feeling.

egging by J+K August 31, 2006

egging 

throwing eggs at people car and houses it is best to do it on a friday night when people are going out so you ruin their outfits and hair and u have to do it either on halloween or when you are cruising

me and ma possy went egging last night

egging by gob shite May 23, 2005

egging 

Directly translated from, "Estoy hueveando," this phrase is used to describe an evolved state of hanging out and chilling.

Dude 1 - Hey, you egging?
Dude 2 - I'm SO egging.

egging by Sweet Persia February 19, 2008

Easter egging 

When a person dips their balls in colored dye, then paints another persons face while they are sleeping.

"You shouldn't of passed out last night bro.."

"Yea I know, the guys Easter egged me pretty bad. I didn't even realize until I got to work this morning."

"..Im so sick of them Easter egging me, people keep wanting to hide me for their kids.."

Easter egging by A-MAHFUGGIN-J February 11, 2013

Egolingus 

To lick, stroke or inflate someone's ego through verbal praise and compliments.

If I provide her with enough egolingus, I will surely get the job.

Egolingus by GregoryRS May 11, 2015