A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.

P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.

Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?

Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.

Bryan: FO REALZ?

Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!

Earthquake Kit by AN-D, Mary Jane, and Bdiggs April 25, 2011

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Earthquake Tripod

The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.

I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.

Earthquake Tripod by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

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Earthquake Tripod

The dance move a man does after sexual intercourse while they pee all over the bathroom.

I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.

Earthquake Tripod by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

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