penile drought

When someone hasnt had their penis sucked in a few months and knows that's a problem

I need a girlfriend because I'm suffering from penile drought

penile drought by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019

End the Drought 

This word means to have sex after a long period of time has gone by since one has engaged in sexual intercourse. This is normally used for males referring to the wetness of a vagina would be quenching the thirst or "Ending the Drought" of their penis, but this could also go for women too, as they would be ending the drought after becoming extremely aroused after a long duration without sexual interaction.

Male #1: Hey man, I see you've been talkin' to Stacy, what's goin' on with that?
Male #2: Oh yeah, I was goin' to End the Drought last night, but she was on her period.
Male #1: DAAAAAYUUUUUMMM.....

Female #1: Man, my boyfriend finally Ended the Drought last night, I don't think I've ever been so wet in my life!
Female #2: ....I'm gettin' really tired of your shit.

End the Drought by PMTB August 31, 2013

girlfriend drought

taken from the aussie culture where it doesn't rain for a long time in the desert.
a male that usually has a girlfriend, but goes into a dry spell and has trouble finding a girlfriend

Mark: Hey dude, you found yourself a girlfriend yet?
Aaron: Nah man
Mark: Sounds like you're in a girlfriend drought.

girlfriend drought by SuziObscura May 20, 2008

Pussy Drought 

When a guy has not gotten sex in a hella long time and is feining for the puss.

@_KCVZ: Damn man I haven't had sex in ages!😫

Friend: Yeah bro, you're in a Pussy Drought!

Pussy Drought by @_KCVS November 8, 2018

texas drought

refers to something or someone hot. this term comes from the song "The bad Touch"

damn that girl's a texas drought!

texas drought by ShellBert May 13, 2005

Rectal drought 

Like dry heaving throw up but out of your ass. When you have the diarrhea bad and for so long that finally nothing will come out.

I've had the diarrhea so bad for the past two days that I finally have rectal drought.

Rectal drought by StinkyTacoKisses November 16, 2017

Facebook drought 

When nothing has happened on Facebook since your last login. Facebook drought can make you feel sad, because it makes you realize that you've logged in 5 times within the last 2 hours. This shows that, for the moment, you don't have much of a life at all.

Example #1:

Person 1: Stop bothering me, go away and do something.
Person 2: Sorry...Facebook drought.

Example #2:

Person 1: You're ok? You seem a bit down today?
Person 2: I'm fine...it's just...Facebook drought.
Person 1: Oh...I'm sorry, man. I didn't know...

Facebook drought by Waow Rabalder March 3, 2010