Dangling Disappointment

Used to describe someone's penis that is less than blessed. A very small penis.

I hope this girl I met last night is ready for 2 and a half inches of dangling disappointment!!

Dangling Disappointment by Stitchking July 29, 2011

dangling bacon 

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.

Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon

dangling bacon by missing elements September 27, 2013

Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

Dangling Cheese by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016

Dangling Nancy 

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.

My sister had to help me trim off this dangling Nancy that was really knotted up.

Dangling Nancy by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

dingling dogs 

touching a dogs testicles

Guy 1 : hey do you like dingling dogs?
Guy 2 : I LOVE DINGLING DOGS

dingling dogs by Le Aggron July 9, 2015

Dangling 

To go around college and have a good time, usually on weekends.

We are having hash browns for brunch, we are dangling!

Dangling by Dnagleryusuf282 February 2, 2021

cell donging 

when I guy takes a picture of his gunk and text or emails it to a person.

Dude, Brett Favre got caught cell donging.

cell donging by Hypocratise October 17, 2010