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mystery disk 

an unlabled bootleg DVD. usually colored porcelain white with a blue underside.
1: hey man, i got that new movie! i'm surprised a mystery disk could have such good quality!

2: ooh! a mystery disk! let's pop it in and hope it's not guy-on-guy porn.
mystery disk by Sgt. Token March 31, 2008
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Sucking Disk 

Person 1: You sucking disk tonight?
Person 2: Heck yeah dude, what time?
Person 1: 9:00 PM
Person 2: I'll be there.

Person 1: I love sucking disk.
Person 2: Me too bro.
Person 1: I wish I could suck disk all the time.
Person 2: Same
Sucking Disk by DiskSucker99 September 12, 2019
Frisbee of doom. Better than the floppy disks they used to send.
I cut off that man's head by throwing my aol disk.
AOL disk by Kung-fu Jesus June 25, 2004

Dork Disk 

The round plastic dish that is mounted on the rear hub of all new bicycles. Designed to protect the wheel spokes from the chain when it jumps off the cassette.
Bobby cut off his dork disk, and when his chain jumped off the cassette, it ate the spokes on his new Mavic 819s. Ouch! Thats gonna be expensive
Dork Disk by alpha52 January 13, 2009
Aol Disk.
1. A promotion of AOL sent to you in a nice looking CD to brainwash you to use it
2. A Weapon of mass destruction
3. A coaster
4. A shreader un-blocker
5. A waste of a disk
6. A swear word
7. Wheels for a model car
8. A waste of paper
9. Trash
10. A bug
11. Somthing Dead
12. A retarded person's favorite word
13. A horrible birthday gift
1. I keep getting these bloody AOL disks in the mail
2. Someone tried to steal my wallet, I threw my AOL disk at him to save the day!
3. Ever since I put my AOL disk in the shreader, papers don't get stuck.
5. Another CD wasted by AOL
6. You AOL DISK!
7. My car was the fastest in our class, thanks to my AOL disk!
8. Save the trees! Don't mail AOL disks
9. Honey! Take out the AOL DISK!
10. An AOL disk bit me, I swatted it though.
11. *sigh* my uncle's an aol disk now...
12. Person 1: AOL DISK DISK DISK! AOL DISK! AOL AOL
Person 2: STFU
13. Wow mom... you really shouldn't have...
AOL disk by Wolfpawz July 5, 2007
AOL being the worst internet provider imaginable.
The discs can be used for many things - Coasters, frisbees. Lots of things. I found it appropriate to use the collection I had of them (probably like 100) as wallpaper.
Try it. It works.
Guy 1: "Dude, cool, look! I got 4 months free internet from AOL!
Guy 2: Wow. Look. I have fingers. *slashes guy one's throat with AOL disc*
AOL Disk by Kyle Wall May 22, 2005