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the cartoon defense 

The defense of an action because it occurred in a cartoon.
Nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.
I wasn't harassing and stalking that woman, Pepe le Pew does it all the time.
Classic use of the Cartoon Defense.

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities 

Reject this, I dare you.
I tried to add you to Urban Dictionary, but they reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

defenceless 

the best song off walls, singer songwriter louis tomlinson's debut album, people with superior taste only can appreciate the beauty of this song.
you listen to defenceless? your taste in music must be superior!
defenceless by enchantedbylou November 1, 2020

Definition Wobble 

When multiple parties are using the same word, but with different definitions, making communications confusing, cyclical, and ineffective.
"Bernie Sanders is a liberal!"
"What? No he isn't! He's a demsoc!"
"I meant 'liberal' in the context of American politics, as in, a term for the left in general."
"I thought you meant an economic liberal, like a neoliberal. Damn, definition wobble got us again!"
Someone who has a really strong opinion about something, believing that their opinion is the only right one.

The most common type of defener listens to nothing but classic rock, thinking modern music is the worst thing to happen to the world since the Holocaust. Defeners will often say that they feel like they were born in the wrong generation.
Defener: I'm only 12 years old, but I listen to REAL music such as The Beatles and Queen! All of my stupid classmates listen to shit "music" such as Kanye 'gay fish' West or Lil GAYne!! I was born in the wrong generation...
Defener by Dosar November 10, 2013