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Collins is a cheerful happy person, Collins loves to laugh and enjoys making other people laugh.

Collins enjoys studying. he usually has his hair done perfect. If you have a Collin in your life, you’re lucky!

He's pretty much defined as a chick magnet he has big penis
hey collins is so cool
collins by jhonny1000 August 5, 2022
A Collins is a person who is very fond of the color yellow.
Oh look a Collins I bet he’s about to make out with a minion right now.
Collins by Easttas December 14, 2022
*carried by Irish genes* so says the WHO (World Health Organization).

Primary data: Google.com
Valasi-Joe Collins: I heard that Collins' first language is English
Joseph Junior Collins: I heard that Josephine is for freaks, *laugh*
Valasi-Joe Collins: *negative* / Negatory!
Collins by brown7doll_swag December 21, 2023

Collins bomb 

The mention of virtually any hit song from Phil Collins', solo or with Genesis, which, due to its uncanny ability to get stuck in a person's head, gets stuck in a person's head for an annoyingly long time.

The dropping of this bomb may be malicious in intent or purely accidental...Either way, the results can be devastating for the next few minutes or possibly hour(s).
Dan - "I love me some sweet 80's tunes. Remember that song 'Invisible Touch' by Genesis? I love that song..." -

Stan - "Yeah...and now thanks to you and your Collins bomb I'll be hearing it later tonight when I can't sleep because it's still stuck in my f'ing head and I can't make it stop. Thanks for that."
Collins bomb by djrhodes23 April 18, 2011

Collins Scale 

A scale for ranking woman at Collins Dormitory at Indiana University. Since the women of this dormitory are not as visually stunning as most women at the University, the regular hotness ranking scale is obsolete. Thus, one has to use the Collins scale, wherein the standards of ranking are extremely lowered. When one encounters a girl who is a 8 or above on this modified scale, then they are considered Collins cute. When one encounters a girl considered Collins cute, then it is necessary to yell out "CC" really loud. If this girl is a 10 on the scale (which is about a 6 on the true scale), then she is considered MEGA Collins Cute.
"Hey You See that girl, she's like a 9 on the Collins Scale."
"Yeah Dude, Hey CC!"
Collins Scale by BearJew91 December 8, 2009

Collins Key 

A completely crazy YouTuber whose only phrase is YEET. He has a younger brother called Devan Key who is much more down to Earth.

Each of his videos are screaming at you for the entire time and Collins often shouts over Devan. Collins has this weird thing where he gets lots of stupid props and uses editing to make the video cooler than it really is.

Ryan Trahan, another YouTube personality equates the craziness to drugs. I dare say he's not wrong.

I CONCLUDE COLLINS KEY IS ON DRUGS!
Ryan Trahan: OMG this dude, Collins Key is ON DRUGS!