bruh on the cob 

what you say when you think random is funny

You: whats your best joke
Friend: bruh on the cob
You: bruh

bruh on the cob by what did soulja boy tell em? December 11, 2019

nigger on a cob 

When a black man/nigger is killed he gets sliced up and put on a corn cob then slaves are forced to eat it

Now try a nigger on a cob

nigger on a cob by ILikMen69 May 16, 2022

Secondhand corn on the cob 

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.

Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

Secondhand corn on the cob by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015

corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

corn-on-the-cob job by markiel January 18, 2003

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob 

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch

Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob by Josval2 December 16, 2019

Corn on the Cob 

A delicious food item most commonly eaten in the fall.

I ate some corn on the cob last night.

Corn on the Cob by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 16, 2018

texas corn on the cob 

When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.

Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?

texas corn on the cob by longhairedluver June 21, 2006