Christ the king school

Christ the king school is full of fake hoes and thots. There have been multiple pregnancy scares and the school is very sexist and racist. Even though it is a catholic school they don’t act like it.

Christ the king school is a horrible school, please don’t go there.

Christ the king school by Spongyboi June 8, 2019

Christ College 

Fuck don’t get me started on these preppy cunts. If spending daddy’s money and wanking to lake wanaka and holiday homes was a school this would it. Their biggest flex is making the first 15 rugby team by paying the heads of staff, and fucking other elitist fake tan drenched private school girls from their local areas of Merivale and Fendalton. They don’t know how to put a sock in it, and I doubt they’ll ever learn since those clowns think so highly of themselves. Someone needs to knock them off their high polo pony before I rip my eyes out.

Person1: what school did u go to?
Clown college attendant: Christ college caturbury I’m extremely rich and my father is better than u I’m basically the draco malfoy of Christchurch......*proceeds to hit vape and be a cunt*

Christ College by Thisisajokeplz February 4, 2021

Christ-boosted jizz geyser 

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.

Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.

Christ-boosted jizz geyser by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007

Christ on toast!! 

An exclamation, similar to "Oh my God!" or "Holy crap!"

"The WB network cancelled 'Angel."
"Christ on toast!! What will we watch on Wednesday night?"

"Christ on toast! That car almost hit me!"

Christ on toast!! by Bethers June 22, 2004

Christ Psychosis 

Noun -- Pejorative term to describe Christianity or Christian morals. Also, 'X-Psychosis.' (See also the more general 'R-Psychosis.')

The majority of Americans are infected with a form of Christ Psychosis, a mental illness that influences domestic laws, foreign policy, and popular culture.

Christ Psychosis by Phil Studge December 12, 2008

christ on a shoestring 

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

christ on a shoestring by CathyM June 23, 2008

Christ the King 

Christ the King School is located in HOTlanta or Y'allywood. It is the definition of bullshit. it has some real fake ass hoes in it. Don't worry though. We ain't as holy as we seem. 7th graders and 8th graders Juul in the bathroom. The middle school is shit where dumb ass bitches and whore teachers are. None should come here bc it isn't the shit like they tell u. Everyone is annoying as fuck. Nobody deserves to go here. People there r pretty cool as long as they r not being fake ass assholes like normal. Nobody dates bc its fucking weird. WE AIN'T THAT CATHOLIC.

Christ the King school sucks ass

Christ the King by skurrtttttt March 6, 2019