Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
a Skrinkle-Backed-Hronger is a mythical creature that is obsessed with turrets. It is very hostile, but if you manage to make it past the turrets, it will invite you in it's cave for tea. The Hronger is very large, brownish-black, and has a spiked back. If you see turrets, avoid them at all costs and run.