Aggie 

crazy, loud, and sometimes obnoxious, an Aggie will be there to laugh at you when you fall. Aggie's are good at sports, and won't spill secrets or spread rumors. An Aggie laughs a lot and is very clutsy.

I want to learn how to Aggie!

Aggie by that-one-chick-777 March 27, 2015

Aggies 

The name for fans at Texas A and M!!!!!

Those Aggies are crazy fans!

Aggies by Rebecca Faulkner November 27, 2007

Aggyed 

aggravated while doing something

"bruh paityn this game is making me so aggyed!"

Aggyed by ýouř giŕł <3 July 3, 2021

Aggie 

A superior individual, with a marked aptitude in athletics and academics. Well versed in a number of activities, ranging from drinking and dominating a particular team from austin to excelling in life after college. These individuals are known for beating t.u. on a regular basis

"Dude, how can you tell he's an Aggie?"
"He's driving a Ferrari, has two supermodels, and lives in a 20,000 sq ft house, all while maintaining a friendly attitude"

Aggie by XRay Cat II December 24, 2007

Aggie joke 

Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.

Lookit that hound lick his balls! Ah wish Ah could do that!
Go ahead! He don't bite!

Aggie joke by octopod December 1, 2003

Aggie 

Douche.

Damnit! An Aggie just walked in that’s why all the women are leaving.

Aggie by Tom Nakedhead October 16, 2017

Aggie Syndrome 

the uncontrollable desire to make love to various members of the animal kingdom, specifically those found in a barnyard. This is named after the Aggie students from Texas Ag & Mech (Texas a&m). Most commonly associated with the humping of sheep. Ugly women may be used during long nights of drinking, which led to the admission of women in the last half of the 20th century.

Bubba came down with a bad case of Aggie syndrome on a visit to College Station. He and his sheep will be getting married in two weeks due to the pregnancy.

Aggie Syndrome by Human Humper March 10, 2008