Jimmy, that's not a penis 

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.

Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"

Jimmy, that's not a penis by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015

half a penis haircut 

A haircut resembling half of a penis head.

Nice half a penis haircut you dickhead.

half a penis haircut by Tony91919 December 11, 2007

get a penis 

'get a penis' is meant to diss someone, it doesnt rly make sence but thats the fun of it. it can be used to male and female.

jeff: hey dude u missed a spot at cleaning
dude: get a penis man.

get a penis by Rduder August 13, 2008

i'd rather have a penis in my pants 

The term you use in an awkward situation

boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants

i'd rather have a penis in my pants by Gangy July 24, 2008

jack is a penis 

jack is a pp

jack is a penis

jack is a penis by sisterfister69 March 24, 2021

hooker with a penis

the l33tness, a player beyond players, the mad note. "I go unseen..."

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz> will beat the shit out of Smilez any day of da week!!!!

hooker with a penis by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003

Woke Up With A Penis On His Face 

Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.

"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"

Woke Up With A Penis On His Face by Crazy Asian Guy March 16, 2009