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Neo-Yuppie 

"Yagh! Look at all these coffee drinking neo-yuppies!"
"This one time, I saw a neo-yuppie wearing a red shirt with the letter M!"
Neo-Yuppie by Jfilesguy October 23, 2014

Yuppie Compound 

Strip malls most commonly seen in the format of:

-A Starbucks or other coffee shop. almost ALWAYS a starbucks.

-Noodles & Co.

-Qdoba or Chipotle. interchangeable.

-sometimes a random cell phone provider shop can be thrown in, or anything else that provides a service to the general yuppie. Einstein Bagel Bros. is also an option.

To be a yuppie compound, it must contain at least three of these requirements. otherwise it's just a normal hipster magnet.
Example 1>
person 1:"Hey dude, I could really go for some coffee and a bagel...you down?"

person 2:"Fuck that pansy shit. I want a huge ass burrito from Qdoba!"

person 3:"you do realize that qdoba's right next to starbucks, and overpriced accordingly?"

person 2:"fuck...let me grab my macbook then. let's go."

Example 2>
"Holy shit Greg, guess what? They're putting a Qdoba in that strip mall over by the AT&T store and Starbucks...Yuppie Compound complete!"
Yuppie Compound by Danger_Rick February 10, 2009

Yuppie Whining 

Whining that escapes from the mouths of yuppies that is so absurd that it makes regular people cringe.
I feel really bad; I launched into a fit of yuppie whining today in front of my secretary. She totally doesn't care if the satellite radio in my BMW isn't working and I am stuck listening to FM.

Yuppie Food Stamps 

The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal.
We owe $8 each, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps.
Yuppie Food Stamps by Nat February 13, 2000
Members of an overpriced household in an overpriced area with overpriced posessions, none of which are prepared to clean their own toilet, or put out the trash.
Yuppie 1: "The skivvy is refusing to clean the en-suite"
Yuppie 2: "Just get the gardener to use the shovel when hes finished pruning the cumbrellas what ever they are, and make sure he puts out the trash before he goes".
Yuppie by Pictii October 1, 2014
Self absorbed pompous, selfish, spoiled and morally corrupt individuals between the ages of 25 and 40. Usually have a master’s degree and a hot wife or girlfriend. They love $7.00 cups of coffee, European cars, designer clothing, outrageously expensive homes and watching the stock market 24/7.

They’ll have one or two kids that tend to be little versions of their parents – spoiled, loud and demand attention. Their wives never work and spend most of their time at the mall, at the spa, at Starbucks with other yuppie wives or banging the pool boy because they’re husbands are too busy making more money.
Yuppie - Oh dear, I can't fit the baby seat in the Porsche.
Yuppie by glum68 October 8, 2008