Wiener wreath

When a condom catastrophically fails leaving only the rolled rubber edge riding high up on the penis.

They were getting down when the condom quit leaving him with a green ribbed wiener wreath and a whole lot of regrets.

Wiener wreath by Barke Slons January 17, 2022

shit a wreath 

When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.

"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.

shit a wreath by LeahAndyPlease December 21, 2014

Fresno Christmas Wreath 

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

Fresno Christmas Wreath by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

Blow wreath 

To smoke marijuana, or exhaling marijuana.

Hey let's go blow wreath,and get high

Blow wreath by Tosh Danie February 12, 2013

ceasar's wreath 

A complex arrangement of multiple partners enggaged in anal sex; typically by homosexual formimg a simultaneous penetrative action and resembling a wreath as would be worn by a ceasar. At the base of this formation, two men share a long, double-headed dildo. Many multiple partners are then joined in simultaneous anal penetration with the partner in front of them. At the terminus of each series of partners, the unengaged participants give each other a handjob.

Seriously, I want to know what the world record is for the number of participants engaged in a Ceasar's Wreath!

ceasar's wreath by SkandaalousJoenes February 25, 2015

munching wreath 

When a group of girls get together for the holidays and lie in a circle and pleasure each other orally thus creating a wreath of munching

-To my surprise I came home on Christmas Eve to find my girlfriend and her friends performing the ancient art of the munching wreath

- Hey Ladies, who needs another glass of wine before it’s munching wreath time.

munching wreath by Boomer el Sancho November 27, 2020

stole wreath 

Have first sex

I am 40 years old and nobody me stole wreath.

stole wreath by bvovka April 6, 2021