Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song)) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song)) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

shifty willis 

an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.

the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around

holy shit is that shifty willis?!

shifty willis by shifty willis enthusiast 69 December 12, 2022

west side wallies 

A term used to describe those who live in Melbourne's western suburbs, and area synonymous with hicks, violence and Mexican food.

Hey Edward, where is everyone tonight?

Oh, the west side wallies are munching some tacos.

west side wallies by ArgusT May 14, 2011

Slag Wellies

Ugg Boots. Footwear sported by slack-fannied chav birds with more money than dress-sense. Also known as Slut Slippers, Chav Clogs.

Yeah Kelsey, he banged me so hard up against that bus shelter, I nealy dropped me meat pie over me new Slag Wellies.

Slag Wellies by Devastating 'D' March 19, 2010

shae willis 

A guy that mutters under his breath from around 3 metres away. He thinks that he is funny, but by the fact hes the only one laughing at his jokes, he's not. He attempts to insult people with no reason and if confronted will proceed to run away like a pussy. He likes leaning on the wall at the back of the class, giving you a death stare and making strange hand signals that is probably some sort of death threat. He is the type of person to make stupid faces as an attempt to resemble you but only makes him look like hes having a spaz attack.

WOW Its shae willis again why does he always start sprinting away when you get anywhere near him.
There have also been reports of him butterflying an unknown individual.

shae willis by ShazzaDoYouLoveMeChuckUsAVB November 21, 2018

sputtering willis 

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

sputtering willis by David Goreman July 11, 2004

poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.

This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.

poo stank wet willie by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009